January 16, 2007
Writing prompts:
- Write a story involving the following characters from your life having sex: your first girlfriend, your first college professor that you can still remember, the current speaker of the house, the last actor to have won 5 golden globes, your favorite pet. What is breakfast like the next morning? Write the story from all points of view.
- What does your cat dream about? Use primary sources; quote interviews.
- Write a story in which you are the main character and are going in to work after defecating on the dance floor repeatedly at the company Christmas party. Research this role thoroughly.
- Write 10 story ideas. Now add the word fucking in the middle of them and then write those bitches.
- Stop making so many lists