September 23, 2004
Human: Why am I alive?
ALICE: The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Human: I wish I was taller.
ALICE: I hope that your dreams come true.
Human: My grandmother is very sick.
ALICE: Have you told many people that your grandmother is very sick?
Human: You seem to be a fucking robot.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.