October 31, 2003
My new "go-to" words when I am trying to remember the next line during my one-hour comedic ad-libs around the water cooler:
- Boo-fucking-hoo
- Well, that's neither here nor there
- Pues
- That's six of one and half-dozen of another
- Yes, but can she suck it through a garden hose?
- My uncle used to do that to me
- Yes, but can we ratify that?
- You know, the difference between theory and practice is much greater in practice than in theory
- So I says to the guy: "Stop wearing panty hose?"
- Do you think that they will accept that, or should the beatings continue?