September 22, 2003
Things to do while taking a 'break' from work.
- Stare at your desk
- Read tales about far-away places like the suburb on the other side of that hill
- Jot down small observations about yourself: Likes cake.
- Spend entirely too much time on small things, like reformatting documents using cool fonts
- Imagine yourself high above your office staring down at all the people working like idiots
- Read up on web stuff at various hip websites, all of which copy each other's style.
- Organize your web bookmarks
- Clean off your desk
- Walk around the building
- Go outside and call your spouse
- Organize the documents on your desktop
- Do pushups in your cubicle, then stop right before somebody thinks you are masturbating
- Think about what led you to waste your life without so much as a fight