August 29, 2003

Things that are easy to write about

• Fictitious chinese fortunes found in cookies (What you just ate was not sweet and sour chicken)
• Inappropriate work behavior (Hot copier sex ruins monthly toner-usage tracking statistics)
• Fake resume in which you say all the things that you shouldn't (Objective: Obtain job in which it is impossible to fire me, office theft is considered "part of the game", business write-offs are considered "right on", and there is little actual work outside of walking to cafeteria and/or taking a shit three times a day.)
• Fake horoscopes (Today marks the beginning of the end for your expired milk)
• Suprisingly short lists of things that are easy to write about
August 29, 2003 07:06 PM