May 23, 2003

A few observations about Atlanta from a simple country boy

• Tall buildings are cool and scary, and staring at them while driving is a bad idea.
• It is suprising how many eagles and similar birds you see around here; I wonder if they ever swoop down and grab people's starbucks. (Because that is what the world needs: a hyper animal hunting an even more hyper animal (the squirrel) - imagine that line of evolution until one day you have a bunch of Whitney Houston's running after each other)
• The Big Chicken is a little scary.
• There are all types of people in this city, but most people live in neighborhoods with people like them.
• I don't like suburban kids with money (are there other types?)
• Traffic is bad, but on the weekend when you actually want to drive some place cool, it is not bad at all because most people are at home working on their yards like the little pathetic fuckers that they are.

May 23, 2003 08:46 PM