May 04, 2003

I rock the Camry

No, you see the difference between me and you is that while you have the 2002 Camry, I rock the 96. You prefer Starbucks while I like Caribou Coffee. You like to work on your house, and I like to work on my stereo equipment. Your wife is blonde while mine is not, but neither of them like to have sex with us. We both live in the suburbs, but you live in a nicer house while I have nicer cars. We are as different as night and day in our suburban world.

May 4, 2003 06:44 PM