April 17, 2003

Breaking news

Coalition forces have captured Saddam Hussein's half-brother in a rural village outside of Baghdad. The marines who captured him were suprised to report that he was a little pussy when they captured him. "I don't know, I thought maybe he was a badass since he was the big man's brother, but we found him balled up in the corner of this farmhouse crying like a little girl" reported one marine. "And when we started to torture him, nothing serious - just innocent fun - he started begging for his life. I mean come on, suck it up, you had to know this was coming".

April 17, 2003 10:01 AM