March 25, 2003

Dear drive thru attendant,

I will use the term 'Biggie-size' to mean that I want larger fries and a larger drink. Do not correct me if I am not at McDonald's with 'Value-size', 'Super-size', 'Engorge-o-size', etc. or I will spit into the intercom receiver.

Thanks.

March 25, 2003 11:58 PM