January 07, 2003

Death to win32

I hate Windows, and computers in general, often. For all those who share this feeling, I will offer the following advice to relieve your stress every once in awhile. If you ever want to uninstall Windows, do not simply reformat the hard drive, make it pay by deleting the c:\windows directory forcefully while windows is running. Now step back and watch what happens, since this is equivalent to chopping someone's genitials off while they nap and then waking them up. I have done this many times and it always leads to different results. This will help you get out some anger towards Windows, and will serve as a warning to all future computers that you are a crazy mofo who doesn't like unprofessionalism from his machines.

January 7, 2003 09:24 PM