December 17, 2002
My addition to the lexicon
I am now going to create a new word that will soon sweep the nation. Be sure to start using it before any of your friends lest you be left behind. It is built out of another word that is very popular right now, but it takes it to the next level. You will soon hear this word spoken on the streets by all sorts of people, all of whom have felt its expressive power and use it with pure joy at its ability to capture the essence of their feelings. The word is fatherfucker. It is a little more naughty than motherfucker, with the added benefit of the sing-songiness of the inevitable fafo form to match mofo.
If this word takes off I am going to introduce a new line of curse words such as brotherfucker (brofo), which has a nice ring to it in my humble opinion, and lizardfucker (lizofo). There are many others, but they are trade secrets. These words will soon be used in combination, so don't be suprised if you find yourself saying:
Aw, motherfucker, the brotherfucking bills haven't been paid and the lizofo machine has all these messages from sisterfucking collectors. I am going to fatherfucking kill my roommate just as soon as that brofo comes tricyclefucking home.