November 05, 2002

Personals

Balding, overweight, hairy man. No self-esteem, career goals, or general intelligence. Mildly smelly and neurotic, few friends. Very critical of everyone but himself, given to long streaks of depression. Believes himself to be an above-average driver despite all evidence to the contrary. Horrible dresser, says the wrong things with suprising regularity. Lazy. Frightens children. Perverse beyond human comprehension. Condescending. Honest.

November 5, 2002 09:00 PM