October 17, 2002

Freak show

Absolutely crazy people are ruling the world. Speaking of crazy people, do you think this is the world's funniest joke?

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

How about this:

What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake all night wondering if there's a dog.

October 17, 2002 06:26 PM